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An angry wife was complaining about her
husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
"What'll you have?"he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the
husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink
this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying
myself every night!"
Three Accountants, and three engineers for the
same company where taking a trip to a convention. They all meet at the train station they
were to depart from. The Accountants dutifully produce funds for three tickets. The
Engineerers only buy a single ticket. When one of the accountants askes why; the engineers
just smile, and say "Watch and learn".
After boarding the train, all 3 engineers cram into one of the tiny restrooms. The
conductor taps on the door, and says, "ticket please". The door cracks
open, and a hand produces 1 ticket.
One the trip home, the accountants decide to try this same trick So they only buy a single
ticket. The engineers however do not buy any tickets at all. When the accountants query
about this; the engineers just say, "Watch and learn".
The accountants board the train, pile into one of the tiny bathrooms, and close
the door. The engineers also hide inside a restroom, but as soon as the train leaves the
station, one of the engineers exits, crosses the hall, taps on the accountants door, and
says, "Ticket please"....
Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard
And waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits for a signal
Finding some code
That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Guru MacKenzie
Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
Isn't it fun?
Look at him working,
Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
It takes a while...
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Eleanor Rigby
Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
Feels like a jerk.
Guru MacKenzie
Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
Nothing will load.
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
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