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Follow these instuctions carefully.
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (Scotch)( or JD)
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5 : Set the degrees at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.
Step 7 : Turn oven the on.
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky.
Step 9 : Turk the bastey.
Step10: Whiskey another bottle of get.
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
Step 12 : Glass yourself a pour of whisky.
Step 13 : Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
Step 14 : Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 15 : Floor the turkey off the pick.
Step 16: Turk the carvey.
Step 17: Get yourself another scottle of botch.
Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
HAVE A SAFE THANKSGIVING EVERYONE !!!!!!!
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